Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.
"You don't know Jack" is a blessing among terrorists.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer took down a terrorist for Show and Tell.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Nobody says 'hit me' when Jack Bauer deals Blackjack.
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer sees the glass as a deadly weapon.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
It's no use crying over spilt milk ... unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Then, you are dead!
When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?
"You don't know Jack" is a blessing among terrorists.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
In kindergarten, Jack Bauer took down a terrorist for Show and Tell.
Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
Nobody says 'hit me' when Jack Bauer deals Blackjack.
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer sees the glass as a deadly weapon.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
It's no use crying over spilt milk ... unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Then, you are dead!
When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has saved the world 4 times. What have you done with your life?
1 comment:
I really enjoyed reading all of the "Bauerisms" as they are so true. Other than the Weather Channel which I preview every morning before leaving the house at the bone-chilling hour of 0500, 24 is the one show that I record and watch later. However, when I got to the bottom, I paused and thought, just what HAVE I done in the last four days...certainly quite a sobering one in light of the preceeding paragraphs, especially when nothing in those previous four days brought the light of Jesus into someone else's life.
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